“U.S. Cactus Service (USCS)” – Vinyl Sticker

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Department of the Interior has announced the formation of the United States Cactus Service (USCS), a newly established federal agency dedicated to the stewardship, conservation, and appreciation of the nation’s most prickly natural treasures. This new agency will oversee public cactus lands, conduct research on native species, promote responsible cactus recreation, and ensure that future generations can continue to enjoy the Southwest’s vast cactus ecosystems.

To support the launch of this new agency, the department has selected a small business known as CD Originals to lead the official branding and apparel initiative for the USCS. Known for its outdoor-inspired designs and cult-favorite nature-themed merchandise, CD OG will develop a comprehensive collection of apparel and accessories designed to inspire pride among cactus enthusiasts nationwide.

Purchase your Standard Issue USCS shirt today and show your support for our nation’s newest conservation department. And if you haven’t figured it out by now, while this “press release” is totally satire (please don’t sue me!), these cool stickers are real, so don’t delay, order yours today!

Dimensions: 2.75 x 3 inches