“Climb Fast, Eat Ass” – Vinyl Sticker

Show off your love for climbing and questionable decision-making with our “Climb Fast, Eat Ass” vinyl sticker. Designed for rock climbers, boulderers, gym rats, and outdoor adventurers, this durable decal combines climbing culture with the kind of humor that tends to earn equal parts laughter and side-eyes at the crag.

Featuring a mischievous smiley face with carabiner eyes and its tongue sticking out, this design is the third installment in our growing “Eat Ass” sticker series. Whether you’re projecting your next route, hanging at the climbing gym, or road-tripping to your favorite climbing destination, this sticker is a fun way to let fellow climbers know you don’t take yourself too seriously.

Made from durable vinyl and built to withstand the elements, this sticker is perfect for water bottles, climbing helmets, gear bins, vehicles, laptops, coolers, and just about anywhere that could use a little extra personality. Part climbing badge. Part inside joke. Entirely unnecessary.

Dimensions: 3 x 3 inches