“Hike Fast, Eat Ass” – Heavyweight Hoodie


Embrace the funny and playful side of outdoor adventure with our “Hike Fast, Eat Ass” heavyweight hooded sweatshirt. Made for those who like to bomb trails and have a good laugh along the way, this hoodie is sure to catch attention and spark some giggles. This high quality sweater is a fun gift option for your bravest hiking buddies, outdoor-loving friends, or anyone who needs a little extra humor in their life. Featuring bold yet complimentary colors, this hoodie is the first in our lineup to feature front and back printed graphics. Enhanced durability is ensured with split stitch double needle sewing on all seams, providing long-lasting quality for all of your adventures. Wash after wash, you’ll feel as cozy as you did when it was new.

Warning: This hoodie will create conversation everywhere

Size Chart (In.):

Body Length Body Width Sleeve Length
XS 27.5 XS 20.5 XS 34.5
S 28.5 S 21 S 35.5
M 29.5 M 23 M 36.5
L 30.5 L 24.5 L 37.5
XL 31.5 XL 26.5 XL 38.5


Additional Information:

These sweatshirts are 10 oz. 70% cotton/30% polyester blend fleece and feature:
-100% cotton 32 singles face yarn for supreme softness
-fleece lined hood
-split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
-non-contrasting drawstrings
-twill neck tape
-1×1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
-nickel eyelets

Weight 22 oz
Dimensions 8 × 3 × 2.5 in


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